I Hate High School

What I would have said if I could give a salutatorian speech, "I would like to give a special thanks to my high school counsellors and teachers, for putting the bare minimum amount of effort into my education, and wasting the first two years of my high school career on classes that may or may not help me in the future, before I was given the opportunity to pursue an actual education at a community college nearby. Thank you very much."