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[b][i][u][center][big]Which side of the fence? [/big][/center][/u][/i][/b]
[b]If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! [/b]
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned or regulated for everyone.
If a Conservative is homosexual, he leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Liberal is down and out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
if a Liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he demands that he/she be taken off the air.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
If a Liberal is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative needs health care, he shops for it, or finds a job that provides it.
If a Liberal needs health care, he demands that the rest of us provide it.
If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can reflect on it.
If a Liberal gets it, he will delete it because he's "offended".
[b]If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! [/b]
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned or regulated for everyone.
If a Conservative is homosexual, he leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Liberal is down and out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
if a Liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he demands that he/she be taken off the air.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
If a Liberal is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative needs health care, he shops for it, or finds a job that provides it.
If a Liberal needs health care, he demands that the rest of us provide it.
If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can reflect on it.
If a Liberal gets it, he will delete it because he's "offended".
