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I Love Stupid Warning Labels

I Love Many Many Stupid Things.... it gives me hope as a good little consumer.

I forget who makes it but there's a beer called
"arrogant bastard ale"
it is a whopper of a brew and the label has all sorts of witticisms...down near the bottom was printed-
"drink responsibly-NUMBSKULL!"
oh yeah,Stone brewery,up in Oregon I think..
.it has been awhile since this particular arrogant bastard needed any chemical assistance...

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dubkebab · 56-60, M

oh,see the olde me,under the influence-he was one arrogant little twit.
the new/improved me is much less of a suffering bastard.(which is also a drink,see!)

one time I got released from jail(overnight in the drunktank) and I had my $1,000.06 paycheck on me...so I went and got schnockered,then bought a $350 mini-banjo,went back over to the pub,met this punkrawk girl who had a tatoo of the arrogant bastard label ! so of course I had to buy her a few,then her friend with leopardskin hair offered me a ride home-we were rilly (hic) hittin' it off,so I took 'em over to reggae stevo's to smoke a few an' lissen to LKJ...then we went to my house to get some gourmet food goin' on...and my girlfriend was NOT amused!
"where the @%!&*# have you been for two days!!!? I think you might be fired!
you can't even play the banjo!
why are there only two bottles of wine left and no dogfood?...thank you for bringing him home ladies,yes,stirfry,yes,super hairdo,yes,loud music,yes,no-he never shuts up when he gets like this,goodnight..."

arrogant bastard goes well with hearty cheeses,makes an excellent holiday gift,delights gutterpunks,and I am utterly better off not enjoying it-lest I forget.

dubkebab · 56-60, M

all because I didn't HEED the easily understood WARNING label!

woe be unto those who dirnk coffe which may be HOT!

I appreciate comments,fanks.

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