I Write Songs

For My Darling Ape

I could write you some poetry
with depth and eloquence,
and poetry is easier
when the tone is pure nonsense.

I would write you a song
with the syllables each counted,
so the meter and the the measure ..
and the rhythm would surround it.

I wish I had some backup,
but I ain't John Paul Getty,
and it's hard to find a word
that rhymes with "petty".

I will write you a song
the definition of 'sublime'
but the hook is kind of crazy,
it might take a little time.

This song of yours is simple,
for your lost and simple mind,
but mind you....I ain't trying to sound unkind.......

I wish I had an agent, but
I don't blow ,so I don't know......
and I can't find a word
to rhyme with ho.

I'll write you a s0ng
about your superficiality,
and all the senseless bullshit
you've projected upon me.

A catchy little number
that will make my baby proud.....
and messages titled
"For crying out loud"

Be proud! You're like your mother
seeking manic empty strife.
You get to live with your shallow self
for the rest of your life.

I wouldn't be so honest,
if you weren't such an awful brat,
You never let nobody
tell you where it's at.

So I'll write you a song
with my being so addictive,
but it's hard to find a word
that works with 'vindictive'.

You seem to have no soul,
but you have a love for money....
So kiss my ass,
and have a good life honey!!