I Always Wear An Apron At Home

Well not [b]always[/b]! ...and it's not my husband making me wear one.
I am a stay-at-home housekeeping husband and my wife thought that I was wrecking my nice clothes getting stains and dirt on my shirts and pants and so she got me some aprons to wear. I kind of have to wear them because if I still get my shirts or pants stained she'll give me a lot of grief about it.