I Am Looking For Fun And Laughs

True story. It might make you laugh. Several years ago, I had a brain tumor and had to undergo brain surgery. I was kind of excited...I'd read so much about how people who have brain surgery end up altered some how...many of them, for the better. I read stories where people actually came out of brain surgery or minor brain damage, with powers..."idiot savants", who could speak multiple languages instantly, play musical instruments, do complex mathematics in their heads, etc...suddenly able to do miraculous things. I tell everyone, that I was hoping to end up an "idiot savant"...suddenly able to play guitar like Jimi Hendrix, and sing like Dean Martin! But...in the end...I WANTED to be an "Idiot Savant", but they left out the "Savant"...and just left me an idiot...(did I make you at least smile?)