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xixgun · M
And joy of joys, you're an adult now! So she could sue you for pain & suffering, as well as permanent injury (should there be any).
There's a reason "old people" are boring and don't play around. It's called repercussions.
See, when you're a kid, mom says, "It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye".
Well, as an adult, that's just the beginning of the shit storm you created for yourself.
You will be charged with gross negligence resulting in permanent injury, and then, they'll take you to civil court where you will lose every dollar you ever thought about making.
There's a reason "old people" are boring and don't play around. It's called repercussions.
See, when you're a kid, mom says, "It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye".
Well, as an adult, that's just the beginning of the shit storm you created for yourself.
You will be charged with gross negligence resulting in permanent injury, and then, they'll take you to civil court where you will lose every dollar you ever thought about making.
AnneHoney · 41-45, F
Did you at least buy her a seeing eye dog?
graigsloveseverythin · 22-25, T
Nah@AnneHoney
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Just wait until you need her to bail you outta jail!
graigsloveseverythin · 22-25, T
Lol@hunkalove