I Omg Omg Omg I REALLY need to have a DNA check to see if I am Italian after all. I only posses one of these character traits :(. ONLY ONE :( God what am I gonna do now ?
I Omg Omg OmgI can't believe I'll be 28 on thursday . I will be 30 in like two years i can't believe it i guess my 20's are over and now I'm no longer young in age but still i am young in my heart or appearence . Idk i feel like I'm 20 still but I'm aware i am...See More ยป
I Omg Omg OmgOmg it's only 11:15a andI have been up for so long already thanks to tummy troubles over night, And here it id July and it's been raining for a solid week, making it cold and damp and making me feel worse. Sorry I just needed to vent.
I Omg Omg OmgI feel like such a fat fuck right now . i ate a huge burger it had two patties with cheese , bbq topped with onion rings . i had some fries with it as well accompanied with like three soda refills today i also had a tall can of beer ... I'm a bit...See More ยป
I Omg Omg OmgA Possible shortage of Crumpets in the UK, due to co2 shortages, they are really saying this!!!!
I Omg Omg OmgHoly moses I think my neighbor has a power washing obsession. Granted I'm new to the neighborhood but damn dude the past two days he's been outside powerwashing god knows what for hours on end. I think you got every speck of dirt off man there's no...See More ยป
I Omg Omg OmgMy ticket to Thailand is booked. Im in a bit of shock. Lol. SHIT JUST GOT REALLY REAL YO
I Omg Omg OmgTrump did something right.. https://www.rte.ie/sport/boxing/2018/0524/965771-trump-pardons-boxings-first-black-heavyweight-champion/
I Omg Omg OmgI just nearly got knocked down by a van jumping a red light whilst i was in the crossing. Not a good start to the day.....but...i guess im still alive. For a moment there......
I Omg Omg OmgI accidentally tagged someone in someone else's photo on fb ๐ณ Thanks a lot stupid fb, thumbs & slow glitchy phone ๐ค
I Omg Omg OmgOMG OMG OMG fucking OMG fucking omfg fucking OMG OMG fucking omfg I'm bored bruh entertain me tbh ๐๐๐
I Omg Omg OmgRoaches are intelligent creatures . i don't have an infestation at my place but i do see them entering my house through the weather strip of my front door . i think they come from the dumpster outside or from the neighbors . every time i kill these...See More ยป
I Omg Omg Omgall day there has been heavy machinery feet outside the front door of my apt graveling and grading in preparation of paving 4:00p and I am So over it, this is supposed to be my day off, already hit the alcohol
I Omg Omg OmgSomeone please tell these people I'm not old enough to watch animal planet when baby gazelles are being eaten by hyenas!