I Like Revenge

My ex owes me money, and for the past seven years he hasn't paid any of it back. There's not much I can do about it since he's in another country, so instead I used my special skill of petty revenge. I signed him up for loads of Christian college brochures, and requested Scientology booklets ( they will never stop sending them), and I'm probably going to send them to his place of work too. This is all I can do, and it does provide some much needed laughter.