I used to troll the scammers who posted their phone number on Yahoo! Answers [I Hate Scammers]

As in, I would literally call their number. I had to get a caller ID faker app, because I would call them every time they posted the number.

My favorite one went a little something like this:

Scammer: Okay, now I am wanting you to go to the following website: www.[redacted]
Me: Okay, www, D-O-T...
Scammer: No, you do not spell the word dot, dumb guy, you press the dot on your keyboard.
Me: ...There's a period key...
Scammer: Yes, that is the button, just press it. Then—
Me: How many times?
Scammer: Just the one time.
Me: Okay...
Scammer: Now type—
Me: I pressed it.
Scammer: Yes, very good. Now I am needing you to type [redacted].com—
Me: Again, that's not the word dot, right?
Scammer: Yes, correct. You are pressing the period key. Now type C-O-M slash—
Me: S... L... A...
Scammer: No, stupid mother*******, the slash key.
Me: Oh, the little diagonal line?
Scammer: Yes, the diagonal. Now type [redacted].
Me: Okay, now what?
Scammer: You typed it, yes?
Me: Yeah, but it's not doing anything. Do I have to press enter?
Scammer: Yes, stupid b****, you are pressing enter.
Me: Okay.
Scammer: Now, are you at the next web page?
Me: Yeah, but... why is it just a picture of a man having sex with a camel?
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