I Would Love To Live On My Own Private Island

I live on an island. It’s called Great Britain. It’s quite big but nothing special. It’s got quite good at sailing all over the world! Well who wouldn’t? But it got ahead of itself and thought it’s ok to conquer half the world.
Now we are on the retreat. We don’t even want to talk to Europe.
Please come visit us, a lost island in the Atlantic. Buy our souvenirs. Will weeds start growing in the tracks in the Channel Tunnel?