Stray Thought Strut [I Have Thoughts]
If i'm ever fatally low on sodium, it's because i'm hanging upside down in a terrorist cell, unable to meet my maker when i want to.
I appreciate gardening ladies who wear sweatpants with the word [b]LOVE[/b] on the rear.
The Dark Knight is just a normal unexciting movie when you take long breaks from it every few scenes and take almost as long to watch it as it took to make it.
Time passes too fast, bring boring back stealthily, like a hornet.
Know more in the sense that the increase also is an increase in mystification.
Listen closely to the wind, and it'll always be breezy.
Never say never, unless your talking to coathangers.
Happy is he who is happy that they are happy.
Later than earlier, nibbled the cobbler.
If you weren't there an hour ago, you won't be there now.
If i've told you a thousand times, why haven't you killed me yet?
I'd rather type my thoughts as opposed to thinking my thoughts.
Before you go beyond, make sure you're a yond.
By having thoughts, you are to let them go, and if they were really yours, they'll drive people nuts.
If you can't do something, tell the world. The world will then impart some of its juice to you.
To know hunger, i mean to really know hunger is to not snack between meals.
There are 2 types of people. But when you get to know them, there are more than just 2.
Don't get carried away, because you might have to get something after it's gone. Those who are wise, don't wait that long.
If you need a moment, take the whole afternoon, and get it right.
A filthy BBQ is only good for kittens and cobwebs.
Don't go looking for bunnies without a mask. But if you're holding a bunny, wear a hat.
If you clean it, they'll come.
The water buffalo lasts longer in the desert.
Jimi Hendrix learned the guitar for those who have a rough time.
You've reached maturity when you [u][i]don't[/i][/u] squash ants.
We all know that his eye is on the sparrow, but did we know that her eye is on the bacteria?
All the midnight trains to Georgia have been cancelled since the world soul hast faded.
Don't bring home the bacon if you're just gonna forget everything bacon goes good with.
Those with hairy ears are molecularly sensitive, and can transmit ancient secrets to poodles and dead shrimp.
I appreciate gardening ladies who wear sweatpants with the word [b]LOVE[/b] on the rear.
The Dark Knight is just a normal unexciting movie when you take long breaks from it every few scenes and take almost as long to watch it as it took to make it.
Time passes too fast, bring boring back stealthily, like a hornet.
Know more in the sense that the increase also is an increase in mystification.
Listen closely to the wind, and it'll always be breezy.
Never say never, unless your talking to coathangers.
Happy is he who is happy that they are happy.
Later than earlier, nibbled the cobbler.
If you weren't there an hour ago, you won't be there now.
If i've told you a thousand times, why haven't you killed me yet?
I'd rather type my thoughts as opposed to thinking my thoughts.
Before you go beyond, make sure you're a yond.
By having thoughts, you are to let them go, and if they were really yours, they'll drive people nuts.
If you can't do something, tell the world. The world will then impart some of its juice to you.
To know hunger, i mean to really know hunger is to not snack between meals.
There are 2 types of people. But when you get to know them, there are more than just 2.
Don't get carried away, because you might have to get something after it's gone. Those who are wise, don't wait that long.
If you need a moment, take the whole afternoon, and get it right.
A filthy BBQ is only good for kittens and cobwebs.
Don't go looking for bunnies without a mask. But if you're holding a bunny, wear a hat.
If you clean it, they'll come.
The water buffalo lasts longer in the desert.
Jimi Hendrix learned the guitar for those who have a rough time.
You've reached maturity when you [u][i]don't[/i][/u] squash ants.
We all know that his eye is on the sparrow, but did we know that her eye is on the bacteria?
All the midnight trains to Georgia have been cancelled since the world soul hast faded.
Don't bring home the bacon if you're just gonna forget everything bacon goes good with.
Those with hairy ears are molecularly sensitive, and can transmit ancient secrets to poodles and dead shrimp.
