I Had An Ex Boyfriend Who Couldnt Forget Me

Him: Let's get back together!
Me: No
Him: You don't like me anymore?
Me: No.. I broke up with you o.o
Him: But I still like you o:
Me: That's your problem. You stop that right now!
Him: Let's sexually experiment!
Me: No
Him: I won't stop asking until you say yes?
Me: Whatever. I think I need a few days alone
Him: Okay fine. I'm sorry. I'll stop bothering you now... *blocks me*

Sigh...

Me: You blocked me? Seriously? Whatever man. Have a nice life.
Him: It was only because you have exams. I was gonna unblock you straight after.
Me: o.o whatever

Gah.. Don't judge me