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Roast me..

Be creative.. Please.

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ASLAN · 26-30, M

@SW-User Genius 👌

SimplyTracie · 26-30, F

You and President Trump are very much alike.

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SimplyTracie · 26-30, F

@ASLAN Well, do you eat beef? If you wanna be fat like Trump, you gots to eat like him. Start with McDonald’s hamburgers and french fries. Okay?

ASLAN · 26-30, M

@SimplyTracie I don't wanna be like trump 😂
I want to gain 50 to 60 pounds only.
I don't get fat at all no matter how much I eat.. It's kindda genetic thing I suppose.

SimplyTracie · 26-30, F

@ASLAN This isn’t recommended but I think it’ll work. Start smoking cigarettes. Then quit. I heard about people gaining weight after they quit smoking.

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

Your eyes look like second eyebrows.

ASLAN · 26-30, M

@CountScrofula um, nice try.. But, i know i have pretty eyes 🤷‍♂️

SW-User

Um...um...you smell!

ASLAN · 26-30, M

@SW-User what r u doing? 🤔

Larold99 · 41-45, M

I can't roast you I don't know you well enough

ASLAN · 26-30, M

@Larold99 but, you want to right?

Larold99 · 41-45, M

@ASLAN ya know I kinda do now you can roast me if you want to go ahead gimme your best shot

ASLAN · 26-30, M

@Larold99 you're not worthy of my time 😎🤷‍♂️

SW-User

How many bombs do you have in your pocket

ASLAN · 26-30, M

@SW-User does a missile count? 🤔

MarmeeMarch · M

You are not known well enough to be roastworthy

ASLAN · 26-30, M

@MarmeeMarch I get that a lot 🙂

JupiterDreams · 31-35

I can't roast 😩

ASLAN · 26-30, M

@JupiterDreams too pretty to know how to do so 🤷‍♂️

JupiterDreams · 31-35

@ASLAN Aww 😳

ASLAN · 26-30, M

@JupiterDreams yeah I know 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

BrattyMel · 31-35, F

I don’t have the time

ASLAN · 26-30, M

@BrattyMel then maaaaaake it 🤦‍♂️

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