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UckfayOuyayOotay · 46-50, M
Plastic sheeting. Cheap, easily available, and really does well in saving the furniture.
Temporallube · M
@UckfayOuyayOotay why didn’t you mention that earlier 🤨
UckfayOuyayOotay · 46-50, M
@Temporallube When you said you were making hamburgers you didn't mention you were making them from scratch 🤷♂️
Temporallube · M
@UckfayOuyayOotay you just wanted to see me make a fool of myself 😒
Amyrakunejo · F
Well, that's what happens when you use blood for a ritual...lol
Temporallube · M
On the plus side, you're the only guy to get time of the month, though...
Temporallube · M
LightsOff · 26-30, M
Told you not to push that damn button.
Temporallube · M
@LightsOff 🤦🏽♂️
Mona86 · C
Who’d you kill,this time?
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Temporallube · M
@Mona86 mine too 😒
Mona86 · C
Sooo whyyyyy?@Temporallube
Temporallube · M
@Mona86 it was her beautiful words. They seduced me into doing it
Axelerator · 26-30, M
Hey! How did that happen?
Temporallube · M
@Axelerator nah for real. I want me a BloodGun 😳
Axelerator · 26-30, M
@Temporallube I hope this dream of yours comes true someday.
Temporallube · M
@Axelerator thanks 🙌🏽
JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M
that's why you should open the hamburger package with a knife over the sink.
Temporallube · M
@JoeyFoxx you’re absolutely right
Ryanoliver2011 · 26-30, M
Did you kill someone?
Temporallube · M
@Ryanoliver2011 shhhhhh!
UndercoverBard · 31-35, M
🧛♂️
UndercoverBard · 31-35, M
@Temporallube It was fun
Temporallube · M
@UndercoverBard glutton!
UndercoverBard · 31-35, M
@Temporallube 😈
bijouxbroussard · F
Nah, I just dropped the jar of ragu...getting the mop now.
Temporallube · M
@bijouxbroussard who you to make a bug pot of spaghetti in the first place?🤨