I Can Laugh At Myself

Anyone that knows me, knows that I tend to be a bit dorky. ... Most of the time I hide it pretty well,  but, today was definitely not one of those times.
I was busily washing dishes at the restaurant where I work,  deep in thought and as I finished one tub of dishes, I stepped back to pick up another.  What I didn't know was that my co-worker was standing directly behind me, and as I stepped back, he turned around  (thank God) because when I bumped into him, I inadvertently put my hand back and grabbed his whole arse....lol ...I am soooo glad he had turned when he did, because had he not, I would have gotten a handful of package, instead of booty.
The look on his face was priceless. .. a mix of shock, amusement, and a glint in his eyes that turned me 50 shades of red. I tried to act like nothing had happened, but I couldn't stop laughing,  or look at him for at least 15 minutes. ..
I have to say, that of all the arses I work with,  I'm glad it was his that I grabbed.