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My first book is going to be titled:

All the very stupid and ridiculous shit that happens to me during a midwest autuwinter.

Yes. I named it Autuwinter...because we only experience like 2 weeks of actual Autumn before it is freezing fucking cold and my ass practically might fall off.

Today can suck big ugly dick.


JaggedLittlePill
41-45, F
17 replies 22 views Oct 30, 2019
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DragonFruit · 61-69, M
I have whiskey! 🥃 😊
....and if you need any help keeping your ass from falling off, let me know! 😁
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TravisTx · 61-69, M
[@475592,Dragon56] I was going to suggest some Jim Beam or Jack Daniels. Sounds like Jag could use some good antifreeze! 👍🥃
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JaggedLittlePill · 41-45, F
[@404505,TravisTx] Jim, Jack and I had a falling out years ago...

I could use a hut on the bluest most gorgeous water, a beach, and Jose!
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TravisTx · 61-69, M
[@1845,JaggedLittlePill] that sounds like a plan there. I like your way of thinking! 👍
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NudasPriest
Hopefully it'll give you a reprieve, before the hordes of frozen hell descend again in full force.
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JaggedLittlePill · 41-45, F
[@467407,NudasPriest] pfft. Its gross out there. Supposed to get more snow and sleet. Gahhh
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NudasPriest
[@1845,JaggedLittlePill] Yuck ... that sounds awful. You should be allowed to hibernate.
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JaggedLittlePill · 41-45, F
[@467407,NudasPriest] I know.

Damn adulting.
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SageWanderer · 70-79, M
We have a teaser right now. 70 yesterday, mid 60's today then the "brass monkey alert". You can bring your ass her if you need a warm up!
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I wish I could experience Autuwinter.. it’s still humid and hot down here in the south. Never snows
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JaggedLittlePill · 41-45, F
[@1025006,TheAcidKing666] Don't be wishing for this mess! We got pretty red yellow purple and orange leaves now all smushed and caked to the ground in slush and ice. We can switch places! Lol!
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trackman11 · 56-60, M
“Autuwinter”. Hmmm. Might catch on. 😀
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JaggedLittlePill · 41-45, F
[@701587,trackman11] LOL...there is no ring to it. Needs to be better. I shall work on this.
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JaggedLittlePill · 41-45, F
[@701587,trackman11] Winfall!

Wintumn....ooh!

"I was in the heart of Wintumn when the beautiful read and purples and oranges were suddenly covered in slushit....

Slushit and shinola!"( I stole half of this phrase from Stephen King.) 😂
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trackman11 · 56-60, M
[@1845,JaggedLittlePill] wintumn is perfect. In the heart of wintumn, fallen leaves strewn over my yard call my name, beneath a light coat of snowush?
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uncalled4 · 51-55, M
It's always someting. Lol.
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