All the very stupid and ridiculous shit that happens to me during a midwest autuwinter.
Yes. I named it Autuwinter...because we only experience like 2 weeks of actual Autumn before it is freezing fucking cold and my ass practically might fall off.
@SW-User Don't be wishing for this mess! We got pretty red yellow purple and orange leaves now all smushed and caked to the ground in slush and ice. We can switch places! Lol!