I named my diary that I had as a kid growing up. I named it after my best friend that I had as a kid, who was my cat that died. I also filled my diary with stories of my pretend boyfriend who was a pretend ghost that lived in our house....so yeah, maybe you shouldn't ask me :D

Diarrhea

Chlamydia. ....... Well at least you can be pretty sure no stranger is going to be curious enough to want to pick it up!!

Weston sounds like the name of an old family butler, could be an entertaining choice

Agnes seems like a fine name for a diary. Lol😝

How about Steve?

Paper EP

Seth