@Pleasingyou81
Hmm, gauging from your profile pic any kiss from you, even on a foot, is likely to be just a warm up to a Harlequin novel. Her momma probably told her about lads like yourself who might look like a friendly ol' hound with all that tail waggin' and slurpy licks on your face.... but once he's had his romp with ya on the hayloft ... he's skedaddled off over the county line and despite how you might pine and all you won't see him bringin' ya a bunch of wildflowers to your front porch nor likely stickin' around long enough to meet your daddy and sit down for Sunday supper.
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