I Love Tinkerbell
So, today was a horrible day. Not only because my hair did not want to cooperate but we had a massive recall on our pixie dust. I guess instead of making people happy and fly, it turned them angry and psychotic.
I warned Peter about letting those damn dwarfs get wasted over the weekend. They can't work hung over. I don't even know why Snow White gave them to us. They are useless and disgusting. One of them like stares at me all lonely and creepy. Like whatever dude.
Another had anger issues. I want to shove my wand up his rear.
Anyways, because of this mistake, I will sell pixie dust half of the original dose and lower the price from $800 USD to $799 USD.
I warned Peter about letting those damn dwarfs get wasted over the weekend. They can't work hung over. I don't even know why Snow White gave them to us. They are useless and disgusting. One of them like stares at me all lonely and creepy. Like whatever dude.
Another had anger issues. I want to shove my wand up his rear.
Anyways, because of this mistake, I will sell pixie dust half of the original dose and lower the price from $800 USD to $799 USD.
