Hollywood tips and tricks on how to help the mentally ill:

If someone is on the spectrum, just compliment them on their amazing superpowers.

If someone has any form of psychosis, immediately call the police to lock them up because they WILL become a mass murderer someday.

If someone is comtemplating suicide, tell them how selfish they are.

If someone has multiple personality disorder, immediately call the police to lock them up because they WILL become a mass murderer someday.

Remember: only clinically sane people are safe to talk to.