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Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M
It didn’t go as planned
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@Spokeskitties75 ouchies!! 😱
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
Well, it all started when @Degbeme said, “Hold my beer”.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Pinkstarburst Hey I`m from the city. I didn`t know what side of the cow to stand on when cow tipping. 🤷♂️ You need to guild me... ;)
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
@Degbeme I told you that they don’t tip. They just lie down when you put your finger there 🤦🏻♀️
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Pinkstarburst Finger? I was up to my elbow. 🤨
JupiterDreams · 31-35
I saw baby cat and squeaked at his cuteness 🥺
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@JupiterDreams he had a birthday lunch and then went back to bed 🙄
JupiterDreams · 31-35
@SW-User Awww, his birthday wish must've been to have an extra special nap 🥺 Will he have a dinner too?
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@JupiterDreams always yeah! Think the cake finished him off for a few hours yet though
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
First, all the dinosaurs died. Then mammals started filling all the ecological niches....
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@HoraceGreenley keep going
summersong · F
Nothing. Nothing at all.
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That sounds wonderful @summersong
We were gonna fix your flooring but then I woke up 😒
Yeah, I’ll be back a knock out round tonight 😴@SW-User
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Bring some gripper rods @DrScissorhands
Onto it. They’ll fit like a glove 🥳@SW-User
MarineBob · 56-60, M
59 replies and no one mentioned hillary
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
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I really don't know.
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@SW-User Fuck, its been a while
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I’ll get the garage key @SW-User
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SW-User *quietly and slowly backs out of thread*
Just do not ask to see what is in the trunk
All good!
All good!
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
@SW-User He keeps the tarp in the floorboard of the back seat. Not that I’ve seen it or anything. BTW, it’s green.
@Pinkstarburst Pink!!! ...
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
@questionWeaver Wha?!?!?!?! I didn’t say anything about the shovels strapped to the undercarriage??? 😳
carpediem · 61-69, M
Global warming was suddenly averted once taxes got high enough to destroy the middle class.
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@carpediem I see!
Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
I'm hungry
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Wateribbon · 26-30
@Beatbox34 me too..
Beatbox34 · 31-35, M
@Wateribbon Cake or pizza?
Wateribbon · 26-30
@Beatbox34 both..🙏😊
Lilymoon · F
I gave up.
InOtterWords · F
The cats got another baby Robin 😔
InOtterWords · F
@SW-User it wasn't a wren, it was a baby Robin according to the vet. Did not think it was as it was brown speckled.
He didn't make it 😔
He didn't make it 😔
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Circle of life honey 🤗❤️@InOtterWords
InOtterWords · F
@SW-User I know but they were babies 😭
MarineBob · 56-60, M
Life
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@MarineBob yeah
OnePatheticClown · 51-55, M
ell, this... and that...then one thing led to another and here I am replying to this question...
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Man you must be exhausted it sounds like a whirlwind day!!@OnePatheticClown
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Nothing yet 🤷♂️ Still waiting ..
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Maybe you should give it a poke @SW-User
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Never poke a hornets nest 😳@SW-User
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@SW-User Might be honey bees!!
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Sudden gust of wind 😳
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@SW-User is the kilt still on or nah?
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@SW-User sort of
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@SW-User 🤔
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😤@danser
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@geoam1 the gentleman doth protest too much!! 🤨
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Jonjdw · 51-55, M
A lot
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That much huh?@Jonjdw