I Love Having a Sense of Humor
Sassypants2 posted a question that's asked what is the last thing we did that was silly. I happened to be walking into Office Depot where I was a few weeks ago where I posted about the epic imaginary gunfight I had with a kid.
Her question inspired me. I read this post as I was just walking into Office Depot.
I decided to ask the staff for a bunch of non existent office supplies. So. I walked back to my car and created a fake list.
I spread it out over 3 clerks so it wouldn't be so obvious. Here is my list:
1: A box of right handed grid coordinates.
2: Atomless copy paper
3: A word edger
4: a gravity vector for a science project
5: A year 2006 day planner. I told them I need to back date some stuff. She looked at me like I was an alien. I kept a straight face but it was soooooooo hard!!!!
6: an highlighter with invisible yellow ink. The guy said to me "if it's invisible how do you know it's yellow. I don't think we have that kind of highlighter. I replied. "Ill know it's yellow". OMG. I have never had such a hard time keeping a straight face.
7: beer.
8: a box of those little round pieces of paper like when you use a hole punch. The clever girl said. Let's get you some paper and a hole punch. The holes unfortunately don't come prepackaged. You are awesome Office Depot Girl!!!
Thanks Sassypants2 for creating a fun day for me!!!!'
Her question inspired me. I read this post as I was just walking into Office Depot.
I decided to ask the staff for a bunch of non existent office supplies. So. I walked back to my car and created a fake list.
I spread it out over 3 clerks so it wouldn't be so obvious. Here is my list:
1: A box of right handed grid coordinates.
2: Atomless copy paper
3: A word edger
4: a gravity vector for a science project
5: A year 2006 day planner. I told them I need to back date some stuff. She looked at me like I was an alien. I kept a straight face but it was soooooooo hard!!!!
6: an highlighter with invisible yellow ink. The guy said to me "if it's invisible how do you know it's yellow. I don't think we have that kind of highlighter. I replied. "Ill know it's yellow". OMG. I have never had such a hard time keeping a straight face.
7: beer.
8: a box of those little round pieces of paper like when you use a hole punch. The clever girl said. Let's get you some paper and a hole punch. The holes unfortunately don't come prepackaged. You are awesome Office Depot Girl!!!
Thanks Sassypants2 for creating a fun day for me!!!!'
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