This is my bliss.I’m sitting on a beach, my wife looks great and she’s chucking to herself reading a book. The kids are playing nicely instead of trying to kill each other. And everyone around us seems to have the same vibe. My laptop doesn’t have enough signal... See More »
Labor Day weekend and they had to close down the beaches because of fecal contamination 😂Too many people, too much shit... I do love the beach, but humans are ruining it.
I love long walks on the beach with my boyfriend.Until the LSD wears off and I realise I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot.
Two women on the beach asked me who looked better in a swimsuitThey were sisters and wanted to know my opinion for some reason. Lol
