Now in order to do this You have to be present You have to be seen You have to be somebody a friend, son, daughter, neighbor
If you can read this - then you have to be somebody
Now that we've established that I'm sure your friends and family Or the women across the street
They will have questions Like where the hell are you? What has happened? Who were you last with?
And the most important one Why Why would you do this? Why would you want to leave? Why wouldn't you tell them?
Maybe one of them might think - how
Have you answered these questions Are you still intrigued Do you really want to read on
Ok... I warned you
The first thing you'll need is time I know, I know, I know Time is one of those things you want to forget but bear with me
Next, you'll need to gather up all your memories, hopes, desires And imagine them all gone Not one of them can or will Survive without you
Have you done it?... I can wait Feel free to come back In a few days Remember Nothing can remain I little hope let loosed freely upon the world can be a very dangerous thing It'll have to find a new host
There you go just let it go Do you feel better? A little More empty inside Good that means it's working
Now
this next one might be a little more difficult You'll need a mirror I know, I know it's hard But for this to work you have to see
Ok now we are going to get rid of everything that makes you Well... you!
I want you to look into the mirror look closely at your own face what is it about you that you don't like Do you have; Big birds beak, Yoda ears, Hillbilly cheeck, catipillar brow, shattered window smile...
sorry, I'm getting carried away. I know What ever it is about you you don't like You already know where and what it is.
For this next step you'll need some soap Or anything sudsy really the suds being the important part.
Got it?
I want you to run the soap under warm water making sure to pay special attention to your hands, ok?
Now repeat this phrase I want you gone, I want you gone, I want you gone...
If you look down at the soap you should be able to notice that the suds are getting bigger this is a good indecater How well the spell is working the bigger the individual bubbles The more potent the spell
There are you done?... I have a feeling that you did great.
Here's the easy part. . . Just apply an ample amount of the soap to different areas of your face and rub it in counter clockwise repeating three times I want you gone, I want you gone, I want you gone.
This is to be repeated three times a day right after you floss and brush your teeth
Now as I stated at the beginning this treatment will take time. But be assured that slowly and surly you are disappearing.
And
After a while You might notice some clearing of the skin and your teeth will start to feel smoother and have brighter smile
And
Maybe you'll start to look in the mirror and notice that your flaws aren't really that noticeable and that you are actually a pretty good looking kid. And maybe you really don't want to disappear?
And hopefully someday it won't be hard for you to look in the mirror and maybe by then you'll want to be seen... o little sister, my bird, you are beautiful
I wrote this for my niece, but it might apply to you too.
OR you can burn every thing that ever had your name on it, change your name (and with some difficulty) your social security number, and close your bank and credit card accounts.
Leave everything and everyone you ever knew behind and start fresh. Not everyone can do this, due to extended family, lots of friends, etc. Some of us could do this in 20 minutes.
