I Fall In Love With Ideas I always wonder if i can do something useful with the amount of hair...

JarJarBoom · 41-45, F

I have to say that you should of got that degree in marketing with the way you name that new merkin line. Next step is start your kiosk career in the mall.

fun4us2b · M

they mix hair with clay in India for construction - (my cousin worked there for a few years as a structural engineer)

JustEd · 41-45, M

Merkin Mart coming to a mall near you. Or maybe Crotch Covers. Haven't decided on a name yet

JustEd · 41-45, M

And this is one of those times I'll keep my comments to myself

JarJarBoom · 41-45, F

@mred: Well you are the one who suggested I use Brillo Pads instead of real hair...

Myzery · 41-45, F

Saw this on the Interwebs. Made me think of this post.

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

*goes into OCD meltdown* 😫

JustEd · 41-45, M

And you wondered why I called it freckles

JustEd · 41-45, M

I was dealing with a brutal case of poison oak when I suggested that

Myzery · 41-45, F

😆

JustEd · 41-45, M

Merkin Mart - Fooling your neighbors dad since 2008

JustEd · 41-45, M

Are you running that merkin gofundme scam again?

SW-User

Crotch hair pieces = 😍

JarJarBoom · 41-45, F

slogan: embrace your pubes

JarJarBoom · 41-45, F

@ed the red rash in your crotch area actually enhances your freckles

JarJarBoom · 41-45, F

Did I actually make you bite your tongue for a change? damn I'm THAT good.