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PoetryNEmotion · F
@jim44444 Ha. Good one.
I am still chasing those turkeys. They seem to know when I am weak. On the end of my street after I work nights. They stand there. They watch me. Insolent birds. Then they run when I get out of the jeep.
I am still chasing those turkeys. They seem to know when I am weak. On the end of my street after I work nights. They stand there. They watch me. Insolent birds. Then they run when I get out of the jeep.
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
PoetryNEmotion · F
@MrBrownstone Goddess. That movie was excellent. So was the book. The old Stephen King was excellent. The new version? Not so.
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
@PoetryNEmotion I saved this for when the quarantine happened
Entwistle · 56-60, M
A native American is visiting England,he decides to pop into a tattoo parlour. He says to the artist "I want a huge tattoo on my back,I want you to draw a Indian! He takes his shirt off and 4 hours into the procedure he looks over his shoulder and says to the tattoo artist "Don't forget to draw a huge tomahawk in his hand. The tattoo artist looks at him and says "Dont rush me mate,i haven't finished drawing his turban yet"!