I'll Keep Your Secret

The good thing about me is that I am who I say I am.
The bad thing about me is that I am who I say I am.

Yes I do but only talk to close friends about it

It wouldn't be a secret if I told you. :p

I'm in love with someone else aside of my wife

Killer let me know how that works out for you.

well I like to ....hey wait a minute!!!

It is too embarrassing.

Aint got none

I am so lazy :(