I Am Lazy

😱my youngest step daughter used to paint my nails..and most of my fingers. Ended up telling her I got "allergic" to polish.👍😬

That was pretty smart 🤓 I don't think I want to go around like this all the time. But he probably isn't just dying to paint my nails again, so I doubt I'll have to think up an excuse for him. If I do though, I am so stealing yours

oh make him do it again til he gets it right

I'm not sure I have that kind of time

Oh I am. I'm still wearing my flip flops

My ex husband may disagree with that

Dealing with me can be very hard to handle

Cool story bro

Hey, no. I like being lazy

Distract them from the fucked up parts of me.....that would be a great plan if I had less fucked up parts 😂