If you told your cousin that your birthday was yesterday and he just shrugs, what would you do?

@SW-User But it's your special day!

@PrivatelyAnonymous we don’t even celebrate Christmas in this house .

@SW-User You just made Santa and his 1000 elves sad 😟

@Unlearn I like subtle but not when it comes to lynching ... you gotta commit if you're going that route.

@PrivatelyAnonymous it is too subtle for you...

@Unlearn It's ok ... I'll be there and balance your subtly with rage

@KA9ha Unless 40 is the new 30, then you're technically getting younger

@thewindupbirdchronicles He might give you a new car if you sound more offended.