Butter = from heaven. Mayonnaise = from hell.

@OogieBoogie Have you not seen Lord of the Rings? The whole movie is an allegory about butter and mayonnaise. The guys from Mordor = mayonnaise. The small Welsh guys with furry feet = butter.

@uncleshawn 🤣

Just FYI if your butter is furry , I'd think twice .

Mayo is the one condiment to rule them all...
The one condiment to find them
....and on the dinner plate bind them

@OogieBoogie That's pretty clever. I'm too tired to think of a reply. But rest assured....you won't get away with this insolence. I shall return.

@uncleshawn I wait in baited breath as I do my laundry 😁

Till next we meet ....

@OogieBoogie Do you wash your laundry with mayonnaise? (Am I clever or what?)

@uncleshawn probably as much as you do yours with butter i imagine 😁

@OogieBoogie Of course. Butter is good on absolutely everything!

@uncleshawn 🤔....except tyres....