How are your table manners?

Are you a tidy eater? Are you particular about the orientation of your plate and the food on it? Do you put a napkin in your lap? Elbows on the table? Do you need a bib?

I always manage to get crumbs on my shirt or drop something on its way to my mouth. 🙄

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katielass · F

I never spill my food unless I'm wearing a white shirt and I'm eating either bbq or Mexican food. No matter how careful I am it never fails. But let me wear something I don't care if it gets a stain and I can flip my food in the air (I don't but) and it will fall on the plate instead of my chest. I guess I should mention my girls are very large and so there is a greater distance between my mouth and the plate than is normal.

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katielass · F

@xixgun I have occasionally lost things in there. Spare change, necklaces, food. lol

greenmountaingal · 70-79, F

I can relate to food messiness and staining. My clothes are always stained.

katielass · F

@greenmountaingal I'm thinking of getting a big bib.

SW-User

Just get the food from point A to point B.

xixgun · M

Depends what I’m eating and where. Barbecue or chili, you get elbows on the table. At a nicer place, napkin in lap, fork in left hand, knife in the right.

VSonMe · 56-60, M

I always use a napkin. Also, I'm English so I eat like a human being. I keep the knife in my right hand and the fork in my left hand, tines down, all the time.

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

Only silent farts.. and I’m a slurper

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