Having trouble with everyone eating your Tide Pods?

Funny how kids today don't eat gluten.
But they'll eat Tide Pods.

"I love the useless duck company! It's never been easier to remove appendages from my little sisters favorite toys!" -10 year old with too much free time on his hands

What gets to me is that there are kids who actually eat Tide Pods when it's supposed to be a joke. Tide has actually issued a statement that they are not edible. P.S. Bravo on his proposal to simply cut off the baby's hand so they can't grab tide pods. -_-