What a way to begin the morning!

PREFACE: I work for a small home remodeling business.

Upon seeing me, the homeowner (my boss' customer) greeting me firsthand and then letting his dog out of its closed-off area, who then proceeded to run up to me and jump all over me incessantly. This was followed by about a thousand kisses, each one given with brute force. Now don't get me wrong, I love being shown a ton of affection, but DAMN...there's a physical assault I'll remember for awhile 😜