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Two Gays (Sorry)... Two guys go to france . One on business and his lover. After going to his meeting his partner decides to walk around sight seeing. Ad he passes an alley he notices a guy laying there passed out. Well no one around so he slups his pants down and had he way with the wino. When finished he pulls the guys brtches up puts a twenty in his hand and leaves. When the wino wakes he finds the twenty and right away goes to his favorite store to get more wine. This time ordering the good stuff. When asked he tells about the money he found and wanted to celebrate.So on he goes drinking. Next day same thing gay guy sees him asleep and starts all over again leaving him a . The wino wakes finds the twenty and goes back to store and says give me a bottle of that good stuff and off he goes.
Well its the end of the week work is over and the guy tells his partner what's been going on all week so they both go and sure enough the wino is passed out again. Well they both have their way and leave him a fifty this time . The wino wakens sees the fifty and back to the store. Well everyones thinking he's got twice as much money and ask you probably want the really good stuff this time . But wino instead asks for the regular cheap wine. The guy at the counter asks him why the cheap stuff and the wino replies "that expensive stuff makes my butt hurt!"
Well its the end of the week work is over and the guy tells his partner what's been going on all week so they both go and sure enough the wino is passed out again. Well they both have their way and leave him a fifty this time . The wino wakens sees the fifty and back to the store. Well everyones thinking he's got twice as much money and ask you probably want the really good stuff this time . But wino instead asks for the regular cheap wine. The guy at the counter asks him why the cheap stuff and the wino replies "that expensive stuff makes my butt hurt!"
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