I Want to Hear Your Funny, Clever Jokes

Train... there was a train coming out of the hills of Kentucky and there was a priest sitting by himself and he had a ca st on his arm. Well there also were two hillbillies on the train a couple of seats behind the priest. They had never seen a cast before so after a little while one boy walks up to the priest and asked him what that wason his arm. and he told them it was a cast. and that it was there because he broke his arm. so the boy goes back aand tells his friend.hmmm how did he break his arm and the other says be didn't say. well go ask him .so finally be asks and the priest says I'd rather not say it's kind of embarrassing.. well you know they aren't giving up. after several pleas the priest says if must know I fell off a commode. hillbilly says oh... he goes back tell his buddy he said he fell off a commode. and his buddy said what's a commode and the hillbilly answered how should I know I'm not Catholic.