I Want to Hear Your Funny, Clever Jokes

Fair Prize... One year the neighborhood hardware store decided to open or rent a booth at the town fair. Leading up to opening day the owners would encourage everyone to visit their booth at the fair. The owners told everyone they would get adoor prize. the manager really had to talk old Fred and Betty into coming and stopping by. Time comes and goes.. Fred and Betty go to thefair, visit the booth get their door prize and move along....a couple off weeks after the fair old Fred comes in the hardware store to get something and the manager greeted them and asked about the new toilet brush door prize if they liked it and found it useful.. and old Fred answered" Well I guess it's not too bad, I mean it's ok but Betty she went back to just wiping with paper