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I Am Broken

Please do not laugh at any of the euphemisms in the following anecdote.

So I played football tonight and pulled my groin. Please stop laughing. That's what it's called.

When I got home I tried to stretch out my groin. Seriously stop laughing. It needed to be stretched out because I have a lot of working to do and I could do without my groin getting in the way.

So also I've just sneezed a couple of times, and it turns out that with every sneeze I've ever done my entire groin has tensed up, and I wasn't aware of this until now, because previously it felt normal, and now it feels like someone is pounding on my groin.

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SW-User

Time for some butterfly stretches.

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CheshireCatalyst · 41-45, M

@SW-User if I try that right now I will dislocate both hips.

KaysHealingPath · 36-40, F

You don’t have to lean into it if you’re unable to @CheshireCatalyst you can sit upright to do this too bring your feet back towards your groin while still sitting upright only stretch as you can comfortably do so.