I Do Not Like Twinkies

There is an ancient myth passed down to each generation time and time again..children sit by the fireside and here this legend that all fat kids love Twinkies more than life, and this is the cause of their obesity.. but I am here to clear up any misconceptions.. I, with former experience in the obesity department, never did really care for Twinkies. Actually I recall eating only a handful of them in my life, and not finding them satisfactory.