Because I am random like a dice

@PervertedPrincessOfDeath Promises, promises

@TenderSpirit now open your mouth and close your eyes

@PervertedPrincessOfDeath It's never ogre.

@raysam363 shut up n suck it like a good girl

@PervertedPrincessOfDeath Ugh, sorry, I have a thing against people with more than 40% g in the rbg scale

@TenderSpirit racist!!

@PervertedPrincessOfDeath Can't be helped. One of my friend's ex was a real orc so just kind of ruined it for me.

@TenderSpirit i got some sexy smurfette pics if that's more your style

@PervertedPrincessOfDeath Anything in orange or purple? Those are more my colors

@TenderSpirit

@PervertedPrincessOfDeath hawt. Take me now, daddy grimace. You can have my Mcnugget anytime with your szechaun sauce.

@TenderSpirit you're gonna be oozing pink slime for a week

@PervertedPrincessOfDeath Stop, stop... I'm already sold 🥵

@TenderSpirit of course you are. Slut for my secret sauce.