I Need a Nap
A couple weeks ago i took a nap in my car at lunch. It was a nice day so the doors were open i just leaned the seat back and put my phone on vibrate and set it on my chest and closed my eyes. Once i was asleep i got a text and my phone vibrated, it startled the shit outta me. I thought the vibration was a large bug. So i instatly woke up and started hitting and swiping my chest, the phone went flying across the car and out the door on the opposite side. While i jumped out the car..30 seconds later i realized what happened and felt like a dumbass