I Like Puns

Okay I have a bunch of chemistry puns. Name the element.

1 Half of a dime
2 The Lone Ranger's horse
3 Not fat
4 Watered down gin
5 A police officer
6 What I do when I'm hungry
7 What torpedoed ships do
8 DELETED
9 What he did with a bucking horse
10 What should be done with an ailing man
11 What she got after the divorce
12 What to do with the dead
13 Frivolous prisoner
14 Night messenger for Helen of Troy
15 Storage place for street cars
16 To shock speechless
17 To grab a guy
18 Molly's blue jeans
19 Base of a house under construction
20 What many courses do (but not Chemistry)
21 When there is no gas left we say its:
22 When I meet a 6'6" mugger ______ away very fast
23 Chemist from Delhi
24 A houseplant

StefanoHopkins · 56-60, M

When Cal, the Indian, lost a lot of weight, he said, "See? Nobellium ! "

When he saw his friend go into the drug store to get an antacid, he said, "Cal see-um buy carbonate."

When I told these to my good Native American friend, he threw a beer can at me. Uh, good-naturedly, and..the beer can was empty.