My hairbrush

@Madgirl Yeah, you are right. To focus on righty only would require a special sideways grip! The same for lefty!

@Madgirl You may have been speaking metaphorically but if it is literally true, the hairbrush is really going to tear you up since all the licks will overlap. Most women worry about having too big a butt, for other reasons!

@Alfred22 yeah i am aware of that, belt lines that cross are the worst too

@Madgirl Yeah belt lines and beltlines have to be distinguished, just like overlap and over lap (otk) are two different things.

In my boys club we had to run a gauntlet, or as we called it, "the beltline" and all the other members present participated in it. So, we got the official start lick standing still and bending over trying to "grab your ankles." After the start, we could run down the double line of members holding their trouser belts folded double. By the end of the run, we had a bunch of belt lines that crossed! So, I definitely can relate to having the belt land twice on the same spot. Did it also wrap around to the hip side when you squirmed? That really sucked!

Then there were also the ones on your palm if you dared reach around. Another big ouchie.

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@Madgirl that means you'll have to get it right in the middle across your cheeks. Your buns will be TOASTED

@Madgirl Do you think that the belt induced what HelenS calls true remorse?

@Madgirl Sometimes size really does matter!