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I Have An Fml Story

I was in line at the grocery store when some buttons popped of an old pair of pants. I didn't notice until the cute cashier pointed it out. I was so embarrassed. Next time I go to the grocery store, the cute cashier is flirting with me. I bend over to pick something off the bottom of my cart and my pants ripped right in front of him 馃槶
KingofPizza236-40, M
My 5th grade teacher split his pants during class once... it was quite spectacular.

(To the point it鈥檚 still getting discussed 25 years later, haha)
FatKat26-30, F
@KingofPizza2 Great -_- lmao dml
KingofPizza236-40, M
@FatKat I鈥檓 sure you handled it better than he did though... he booked it into the hallway!
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FatKat26-30, F
@waleskinder Ain't that the truth? 馃槄
WghtlvrM
I can understand why he was flirting with you! 馃榿
FatKat26-30, F
haha I feel like I missed something :p @Wghtlvr
WghtlvrM
@FatKat I mean, maybe excited him that you are getting too big for your clothes.
Adamski2441-45, M
You have some bad like
FatKat26-30, F
@Adamski24 Seriously though. wardrobe malfunctions have it out for me
Adamski2441-45, M
@FatKat what have your close got against you
FatKat26-30, F
Quite a bit actually 馃槄 @Adamski24
Maybe you subconsciously did it on purpose 馃
[c=#359E00]what is FML?[/c]
FatKat26-30, F
@YukikoAmagi F*** my life
fenomen0241-45, M
Wish i was there
LilnonamesF
Your clothes want him bad lol
FatKat26-30, F
@Lilnonames they won't let me stay away lmao

 
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