Today in class I was sitting in front of a couple of pretty girls. I wanted to get there attention, but I wasn't sure how, plus I was to busy writing down notes. After I finished copying the notes my pencil rolled off my desk so I squatted down to pick it up and then I sat back down at my desk. Then my phone vibrated. Turns out it was a text from one of the girls behind me. It was picture of me while I was squatting and apparently I was doing my best plumber impersonation. Not how I wanted to get their attention. FML
Such a crake up馃槀. I was at bar, and friends of mine nominated me to get drinks they wanted the cocktail Orgasm the bar tender says what drink and I say orgasm he says how many and instead of saying the number like 5 I say multiple please. He smiles at me and says maybe after work. I look at him strange and then the light bulb switched on in my head. OMG he thinks I was coming in to him, I sent my friend to collect the drinks. 馃槼
