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SomeMichGuy · M
She: "I TOLD you that having to pay an artist for a 'painting finish' would bankrupt our idea of a steeplechase race!"
He: "..."
He: "..."
4meAndyou · F
Man: You will NOT soften me up. I KNOW you spent 4 francs on that new dress. You will bankrupt me!!! And NO...you may NOT have more money for a new bonnet!!!
Woman: "Oh, my petit chou, you know that you love me, and if you buy me a bonnet to match my dress, I will...(whisper whisper whisper)..."
Woman: "Oh, my petit chou, you know that you love me, and if you buy me a bonnet to match my dress, I will...(whisper whisper whisper)..."
Nika2002 · 22-25, F
"So those pork pies were actually human flesh"
Huuuu those tacos were GOOODD!
Poppies · 61-69, F
Man: "All right woman, don't be so smug about finding the remote where I left it."
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luctoretemergo · 61-69, M
Man: "woman...I'm tired of hearing about the bustle in your hedgerow"
(Zeppelin)....
(Zeppelin)....
goldenorchid · 46-50, F
The artist farted, it was subsequently named L'artiste pet but was translated wrong.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
He’s so busy reading he won’t notice this knife I have in my hand.
Ingwe · F
he saw her and 69 came to mind
Ingwe · F
1869
Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M
the painter took too long on the portrait
Peaches · F
It's always the bills...and she needs more money! 🤑
Chatfun · 51-55, M
How did I end up with this old fart