Ever have one of these?

gives new meaning to Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Farmer David Banner. Horticulturalist. Scientist. Searching for ways to tap that. And now on his farm... a startling metamorphosis occurs.....

Is it a bell pepper of some sort?

Maybe a bell-end pepper 🤔

That's MUCH larger than any I've had..

I do, but apparently mine is more ripe than that.

Not a green one.

Natural dildo 😂

Looks like a mellon with something attached to it to make it grow penis shaped

That... Is a green penis

A greenis, if you will

I've already told you about the brickwork