I Want To Be Sprayed By A Skunk

I want to smell like a skunk. I always have, even when I was a young child. My childhood wish was to become a skunk myself so I could smell like one all the time; I had many drawings of myself with skunk tails and stink lines back then. Even now, I want nothing more than to get sprayed, and have the odor cling to me. I can't do that now because of school, unfortunately. I hope that someday I will be lucky enough to get sprayed!