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I Want To Be Sprayed By A Skunk

So I have one very odd obsession, which is a part of me that I don't ignore. Secretly, throughout my whole life, I've always enjoyed fresh, potent skunk smell to the extent where I want to be sprayed. This is weird when I say this, but one of my life goals is to be sprayed by a skunk and smell like skunk and not wash it off. However, a few things. I don't know how to find skunks near me, and I'm currently in high school so my parents and classmates would not like the smell. I am desperate to get sprayed though, what should I do?

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Tybron · 41-45, M

Just as I said in my previous reply: The biggest hurdle you likely have is just finding where skunks live. I generally tell people to follow their nose. Their usual habitats are grasslands, wooded areas, and occasionally cities as long as they have somewhere to get food and water, typically creeks and ponds attract them for that reason. Once you know where to look, you'll need a set of old clothing you don't mind never wearing again, with leather gloves if you expect to grab their tails and certainly some safety goggles to prevent being blinded by a face shot.

To deodorize however, you'll want to get a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and box of baking soda. Mix about 1/3 cup of the baking soda into the liter of peroxide in a bowl and put in about a tablespoon of dishwashing soap (Dawn works great for this). Once it's foamy, apply the mix generously all over the sprayed areas, wait about 5 minutes, wash it off and then try it again if you still smell. Repeat until it's gone, and maybe have a friend sniff-check you as well because olfactory fatigue can easily keep you from smelling yourself.

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