I Laugh At My Own Jokes

Some great sexy sayings:

"You cannot taste me, until you undress me"
- Banana

"You cannot eat me unless you lick me"
- Ice cream

"You can not play with me unless you blow me"
- Balloon

"You cannot enjoy me unless you suck me"
- Lollypop

"You make me wet & put me in your mouth everyday"
- Toothbrush

And the most killer one!

"You cannot enjoy me unless you spread me"
- Butter